Wednesday, May 22, 2019
Puberty Talk
Location: At Home
Senia [to Felicia]: "I may have accidentally forgotten to have given your the permissions slip to my puberty talk."
Tuesday, May 14, 2019
Pretend It's Dog Poop
Location: At Home
Juarez: "If you ever have to poop outside, pretend it's dog poop on the ground that someone didn't pick up."
Poop On Yourself?
Location: In The Car
Felicia [to Juarez]: "Did you poop on yourself at school today?"
Juarez: "Mom... I just couldn't handle it today. Okay?"
Juarez: "Mom... I just couldn't handle it today. Okay?"
Monday, May 6, 2019
Ice Cream For Mom
Location: At Home
*Juarez used his own money to buy an ice cream for Felicia, saved it in his backpack to give it to her after school*
Juarez: "Here you go, Mom."
Monday, April 29, 2019
Broken Ass
Location: At Home
Fernando: "WHAT?"
Juarez [to Fernando]: "Mom has a broken ass."
Juarez: "Mom has a broken ass."
Fernando: "Hold on. Explain."
*Juarez points to a broken S on the keyboard*
Location:
Houston, TX 77004, USA
Thursday, April 18, 2019
Black Friday
Location: At Home
Senia: "What? We don't have school tomorrow?"
Aylen: "It's Black Friday."
Aylen: "It's Black Friday."
Senia: "What! Christmas already?"
Felicia: "..."
Wednesday, March 20, 2019
This Mess
Location: At Home
Juarez: "A ghost made this mess. He knew the password and came in.."
Cortez: "Yes, a goat made this mess."
Location:
Houston, TX 77004, USA
Tuesday, February 26, 2019
Sunday, February 3, 2019
Only Child
Location: At Home
*watching Jurassic World: Lost World scene where a man is attacked by several Compsognathus at once and is having trouble pushing the tiny dinosaurs off*
Senia: "Clearly that guy is an only child."
Friday, February 1, 2019
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