Friday, February 26, 2016

Eighty-Four

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Aylen and Senia]: "What wild and crazy things are you guys up to tonight while I'm out?"
Aylen: "I'm watching 'The Manners of Downtown Abbey'."
Felicia: "You realize that you are not eighty-four, right?"
Aylen: "I have always been eighty-four."

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Kids Are Like Amusement Rides

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "I bet having kids is like one of those amusement rides... but the lame ones."

Sunday, February 21, 2016

Need You To Feel Guilty

Location: Home

*after being reprimanded*
Aylen [to Felicia]: "Hey, Mom! Can I come and cuddle and lay with you? I need to make you feel guilty."

Friday, February 19, 2016

Juarez Is Spoiled

Location: At Home

Aylen: "Juarez is spoiled."
Felicia: "He is a baby."
Aylen: "But he cries if he doesn't get what he wants."
Felicia: "When you were little and if your granola bar broke when you ate it, you completely freaked out and would start to hysterically sob and then you would refuse to eat it."
Aylen: "What can I say? I'm a perfectionist."

Hemorrhoids In My Nose

Location: At Home

Aylen [battling a runny nose]: "I think I'm going to get hemorrhoids in my nose."

Monday, February 15, 2016

Day At School

Location: At Home

Felicia: "How was your day?"
Senia: "Pretty simple. Step. Breathe. Step. Breathe. Step. Breathe. Step. Breathe. Step. Breathe."

Saturday, February 13, 2016

Physics Of Running

Location: Miller Outdoor Theater

Aylen: "Senia, running uphill does not make you fun faster downhill."
Felicia:"Just let her be. You don't have to boss her around all the time."
Aylen: "I'm not bossing her around. I'm just explaining how physics works to her"

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Curiosity Killed The Cat

Location: At Home

Senia: "Do you know what I used to think 'curiosity killed the cat' meant? I thought it meant you invented something and then you threw a cat at it and if the cat lived,it was a good invention."