AARP

Location: At Home

*Felicia asked Fernando to register her to an AARP event*
Felicia [to Fernando]: "Oh, it is outside the loop. That is so far away."
Fernando: "You already sound like you belong to the AARP."

*Felicia laughs*
Felicia: "Well, thank you for registering me. Now, can you help me connect my phone to Chromecast?"

Fernando: "Ah, you also seem to have problem's with today's technologies like some of the people who belong to the AARP."

Felicia: "ARGH! Nevermind. I am going to bed."  
Fernando: "Ohh, it is ten o'clock! It is past your bedtime!"