Wicked (Aylen's TL;DR Version)

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Hey, Aylen. Do you want to read 'Wicked?'"
Aylen: "What is that?"
Felicia: "It's kind of like the tale of 'The Wizard of Oz' but told from the witch's point of view."
Aylen: "Must be short: 'A house landed on me. The end.'"
 

Half As Tall

Location: At Home

Aylen: "It's humiliating that the baby is half as tall as I am."

Classmate

Location: At Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I can spell 'classmate' correctly because it has a bad word in it."
Felicia: "Do what you need to do."

Pour Me A Cup Of Water

Location: At Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "Pour me a cup of water."
Felicia: "Pour yourself some water. I am a little busy."
Senia [humming]: "It's a hard knock life..."

Never Get Caught

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "So _____ never gets in trouble at school because that person is always mean when the teacher is not watching."
Felicia: "So basically, they just never get caught."
Senia: "Oh, oh, oh! I can teach you how to never get caught!"

When You Were In Third Grade

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "When you were in third grade, was Dad in third grade?"
Felicia: "Second grade."
*Aylen and Senia stop, mouths drop, and begin to point and laugh*

Lauren Bacall

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Lauren Bacall died."

Aylen: "How terribly inconvenient for her."
Felicia: "Do you watch 'Downton Abbey'?"

AARP

Location: At Home

*Felicia asked Fernando to register her to an AARP event*
Felicia [to Fernando]: "Oh, it is outside the loop. That is so far away."
Fernando: "You already sound like you belong to the AARP."

*Felicia laughs*
Felicia: "Well, thank you for registering me. Now, can you help me connect my phone to Chromecast?"

Fernando: "Ah, you also seem to have problem's with today's technologies like some of the people who belong to the AARP."

Felicia: "ARGH! Nevermind. I am going to bed."  
Fernando: "Ohh, it is ten o'clock! It is past your bedtime!"