Santa's Quality Of Clothing

Location: At Grandparents' House

*Aylen looks at the poncho Santa Claus gave her for Christmas after being washed and dried, notices that two of the decorative balls had fallen off*
Aylen: "I thought Santa Claus' stuff would have been made a little better." 

Santa's Handwriting

Location: At Grandparents' House

*Aylen reads her letter from Santa Claus (actually written by Felicia)*
Aylen: "I thought Santa's writing would have been fancier than THIS..." 

Senia's Letter To Santa Claus

Location: Grandparent's House

Senia: "Santa - Do not steal anything, except the (toy rubber) balls.  Don't take the balls.  I want you to take the cookies and the milk.  But don't steal the glass and the plate.  Don't steal my owl hat.  Don't steal Aylen's Hello Kittie hat.  And don't steal the books or Christmas tree.  And don't take the pictures, or the games, or the (decorative) deers.  Don't steal the couches.  Love, Senia."

Retweet

Location: At Home

Felicia: "Look, somebody retweeted my tweet!" 
Aylen: "It was probably Dad." 
* Felicia checks her phone*
Felicia [disappointed]: "Oh.  Yeah."

Yesterday

Location: In The Car

Felicia [to Senia]:  "What was your favorite part of today?"

Senia: "Yesterday."

My Heart Is Full Of My Stories

Location: At Home

Senia [to Felicia, randomly]: "My heart is full of my stories... and you will always be older than Jill Jarvis."