Senia's First Story

Location: Home

Senia: "Once upon a time, there was a black cat. Where is Mommy? Where is Daddy? Where is Mommy? Where is Daddy? The cat is over there. The end."

David Sedaris, Not Dr. Seuss

Location: Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Hey, Aylen. Daddy and I are going to go watch one of my favorite authors read Wednesday night and Liana will be coming over for a bit. I think she is going to let you play the PS3."

Aylen: "Oh, I hope you don't think you are going to see Dr. Seuss. He is dead."

Remembery

Location: At Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I have a good remembery."

Sesame Street Is For Babies

Location: Hilton Lafayette

*Felicia leaves the television on PBS for the kids to watch*

Aylen: "Sesame Street is for babies."

*Felicia sheds a tear, her little girl is growing up*

Wash My Hands Now

Location: Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I WANT TO WASH MY HANDS NOW! WASH MY HANDS NOW!"

Felicia: "You need to ask nicely, Senia."

Senia: "WASH MY HANDS NOW NICELY!"

Octomom

Location: At Home

*Aylen walks by the television and notices Octomom and her children on the screen*

Aylen: "Wow! That is such a bad idea."

Two Senias, Two Mommies, Two Daddies

Location: Home

Aylen [to Fernando]: "Senia is so cute. We should have another one."

Fernando: "What?"
Aylen: "Yeah. We should have another one just like her. We should also get another mommy and another daddy. We can have two Senias, two mommies, and two daddies."
Fernando: "Yeah... I am going to have to discuss that with your mom."
Aylen: "Alright."

Pecans

Location: Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Do boobies taste like pecans?"

News Of The Day: Sand Box

Location: PoeCo

Aylen: "I was in the sand box.  Then I played with Claire.  I got out of the sand box."