Scratch My Butt

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Aylen [to Fernando]: "Scratch my butt."

Fernando: "Huh?"

Aylen: "Can you scratch my butt?"

*Fernando proceeds to scratch Aylen's butt*

Aylen: "In the middle."

Fernando: "Nuh-uh. No. Poop comes out of there."

Aylen: "Mommy scratches my butt in the middle."

Fernando: "Yeah, I am not Mommy."