The H-Word And The F-Word

Location: Dining Room

*Senia gets off her chair during dinner and just goes to the living room to play*

Fernando [to Senia]: "What in the hell! You are not done eating."

*Felicia glares at Fernando the same way Marge Simpson does to Homer Simpson*

Fernando [to Felicia]: "What?"

Felicia: "You know what."

Fernando: "Senia is done with dinner?"

Felicia: "That is not what I am talking about."

*Fernando turns to Aylen*

Fernando [to Aylen, shaking his head]: "You know you can't say the word "hell" at school."

*Aylen nods her head, implying that she can*

Fernando: "No, you can't. You may get in trouble for saying bad words."

*Aylen thinks about it for a second*

Aylen: "Oh. Fuck."

Try To Be Sneaky

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "I am sneaky. When you go away, I jump on the bed."

Gives Her Heart

Location: Girls' Bedroom

*Aylen and Senia were being put to sleep*

*Aylen gets out of bed*

Fernando [to Aylen]: "What are you doing? You need to get back in bed."

*Aylen walks towards Senia*

Aylen: "I want to give Senia my heart."

*Aylen leans over and kisses Senia*

*Aylen proceeds to kiss her hand and throws whatever it is on her hand, simulating a baseball pitch*

*Fernando is beyond confused*

Aylen: "I want to throw my heart to Mommy at yoga, so it can make a sparkle in her heart."

*Aylen returns to her bed*

Yummy Bugs

Location: Abuelita's House

Aylen [to Fernando]: "Here, Daddy. Get this [indisticnt] off."

*Fernando licks her finger*

*Aylen is confused*

Aylen: "Was the bug good?"

*Fernando realizes that what he just ate was not food*