King Crab

Location: Whole Foods

*Felicia ordered king crab from the guy behind the counter*

*The seafood guy even winked at her during the order, and priced the king crab as regular crab*

*This episode makes Felicia feel good and not so much like a mom*

Location: At Home

*Felicia tells the story to Fernando*

*Felicia cooks king crab.*

Felicia [to Fernando]: "I think the king crab tastes a little old.."

Fernando [to Felicia]: "Ahh, perhaps the reason you got them cheaper is because they are old.."

*Felicia gives Fernando the evil eye after bursting her bubble.*

Story-Time!

Location: At Home

Felicia [to Aylen]: "It is story-time."

Aylen: "I don't want it to be story-time."

Felicia: "Okay, it is nap-time."

*Aylen throws arms in the air*

Aylen: "Yeah! Story-time!"

Irregular Spanish

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Don't talk in Spanish. Just talk regular."

Lower Case Building

Location: At Home

*Felicia, Aylen, and Senia are watching the CNN*

Felicia [to Aylen]: "That is the Capitol Building."

Aylen: "Ahh, where is the Lover Case Building?"

Spicy Pineapples

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Pineapples make me nervous. They are a little spicy."

Nervous Aylen

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Could you close this flap (on her tent)? It is making me nervous."

The Old Crappy President

Location: At Home

Aylen [to Felicia]: "Why are we getting a new President? Was the old one crappy?"

I Love You With All My Rectangle

Location: In The Car

Aylen [to Felicia]: "I don't want to love you with all my heart anymore. How about with my square? No. How about my rectangle? I like rectangles. I love you with all my rectangle."

Mismatched Shoes

Location: Fiesta Mart

Felicia [to Aylen]: "Aylen, your shoes don't match."

Aylen: "Yes, they do. They are both brown."

Felicia [to Aylen]: "They are also two left shoes."

Aylen: "Yes, Daddy said things don't always have to match exactly."

Goo Gai Gai Gaih

Location: At Home

*Aylen turns around and faces Senia*

Aylen [to Senia]: "Goo gai gai gaih."

*Senia looks at Aylen*

Senia [to Aylen]: "Goo gai gai gaih."

*Both Aylen and Senia laugh really hard*

*Felicia, looking at the girls, feels left out*

Piggy

Location: At Home

Darren: "I love the message: 'Fretting over the money we give to the government has blinded us to the fact that the great abacus of capitalism is looming just over our shoulder, ready to pounce on our life savings at any moment.'"