Who Stole My Lemonade?

Location: At Home

Cortez: "Who stole my lemonade?"

Felicia: "Look nobody wants to steal your lemonade."

*exasperated sigh*

Cortez: "I put my lemonade over here and now it's gone..."

*exasperated sigh*

Cortez: "... and somebody stole it...and who took my lemonade?"

*exasperated sigh*

Cortez: "MY lemonade was over here... Someone is a thief!"

*exasperated sigh*

Cortez: "I want my lemonade! Oh, it's right here on the shelf...never mind."

When Is My Birthday?

Location: At Home

Cortez [to Felicia]: "When is my birthday?"

Felicia: "Next year."

Cortez: "But what day?"

Felicia: "July 19th."

*exasperated sigh*

Cortez: "The same one?!?!?"

Cover Of Vogue

Location: At Home

Juarez:: "They tried to put me on the cover of Vogue... but my legs are toooooooooo looooooong."
*Felicia looks at Aylen*

Aylen: "It's important to introduce kids to meme culture at an early age."

King George

Location: At Home

*watching Hamilton; Jonathan Groff comes out as King George*

Juarez: "It's Michael Jackson!"

Glutes

Location: At Home

Juarez: "I'm gonna go and work on my glutes."

Puberty Talk

Location: At Home

Senia [to Felicia]: "I may have accidentally forgotten to have given your the permissions slip to my  puberty talk."

Pretend It's Dog Poop

Location: At Home

Juarez: "If you ever have to poop outside, pretend it's dog poop on the ground that someone didn't pick up."