Who Stole My Lemonade?

Location: At Home

Cortez: "Who stole my lemonade?"

Felicia: "Look nobody wants to steal your lemonade."

*exasperated sigh*

Cortez: "I put my lemonade over here and now it's gone..."

*exasperated sigh*

Cortez: "... and somebody stole it...and who took my lemonade?"

*exasperated sigh*

Cortez: "MY lemonade was over here... Someone is a thief!"

*exasperated sigh*

Cortez: "I want my lemonade! Oh, it's right here on the shelf...never mind."